8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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