we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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