I don't think brook has ever known best
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize