Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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