So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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