hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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