so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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