Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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