Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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