so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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