she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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