i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
How naked do you want me to be?
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