I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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