id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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