I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We are two peas in an std pod
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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