New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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