i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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