new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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