so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
