Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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