you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do vagina's smell?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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