either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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