And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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