so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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