i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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