I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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