if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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