it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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