Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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