dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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