so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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