Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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