Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
"it" just moved
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
vagina is talking i cant
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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