I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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