can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
