But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Terrible idea I love it
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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