There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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