I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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