I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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