i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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