So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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