btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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