I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Randomize
