ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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