College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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