i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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