I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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