so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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