I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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