remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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