i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
