if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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