she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I don't want my vagina anymore.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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